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The one thing I didn’t factor into my day was a nap, which was stupid because I am a habitual napper - especially being homebound since the accident. After 3 weeks of bed rest and becoming physically exhausted by something as banal as bathing or washing dishes - I essentially will sleep at the drop of a hat. And any attempt to go down for the night is thwarted by an uncomfortable leg, poking me awake like a needy child. However, I am making efforts to get back to a sense of normalcy, despite still being on crutches for another 3 weeks.

I woke up around 6:45 today and dragging myself around my apartment via desk chair, I go through my morning routine of bathroom, coffee, breakfast. My apartment is the cleanest its ever been - floors not included - since I made the all-day effort yesterday to move all the clutter that had begun forming before my surgery.

There’s nothing like a little routine to help kickstart my productivity so I sit down and start arranging my personal and work calendars 4-weeks out - a little habit I picked up when I was an executive assistant. This process, which takes over an hour, turns into sorting emails and writing down tasks. I then decide to lay out some project goals for the week - which, on paper looks totally unrealistic… but in a manageable way.

I make it about halfway through my day and then I fall asleep while reading the Dungeons and Dragon’s Player’s Handbook. I doze off and as usual, wake up and then go back to sleep again - this knocks a few minor plans off my list, but I rally in time to balance my checkbook (it’s really just a spreadsheet of finances). Another huge drawback of the last few weeks is one of my computers dying - I replaced it with a new laptop but, as usual with a new device, I keep encountering missing tools that take me a while to research and reload. This time it was Microsoft Office. By the time I’m done, it’s time for my to start ramping down for the evening.

Ultimately, I did all of my physical therapy exercises, I did some sketching for 12-Inch Roommate and tested my new machine and tablet by making the Dragon’s Lair image above. I will get back to my old schedule of posting a couple things a week on my Patreon feed.

Shazam, Jr.

5elf Care


I’ve always had this idea that if “I just did these [blank] things…” everything in my life would be better: projects would be completed, I’d have more in my savings account, I’d be closer to my goal weight, etc. So, I decided, as a way to fight some creative stagnation and bring some balance to my existence, to put this theory to the test. The Idea: every day I will 1) Draw for an hour 2) write for an hour 3) go to the gym 4) read 10 pages a day and 5) not drink or spend money. There are exceptions to each one of course and I had planned for cheat days, but ultimately, I’d try stick to it for a 30 days and see where it gets me.

After six days so far, here’s what I discovered:
1) Sometimes doing the bare minimum is just fine: I racked up about 6 hours of drawing - which is pretty good considering most of those were weekdays and I tend to get a lion’s share of drawing work done on weekends - but up until the fifth day, I thought my efforts were pointless and half-assed, since I kept stopping at almost exactly 60 minutes and I didn’t think much of my progress. But then suddenly, the work clicked and while I have produced more in that time frame in the past, the quality of what was before me was better.

2) Actually wanting to do something, makes it a lot easier: On the fourth day, I had legitimate reasons to skip the gym, especially since I had gone every other day that week and had an appointment with my physical trainer the next day. But part of my brain piped up and said: “But I want to go” and then I figured out how to work a trip to the gym into another part of my day.

3) Money changes everything: Deciding not to spend money on any frivolous was probably the best decision I could’ve made as it forced me to use the resources I already had for food and entertainment. Also not going out during the week enabled me to get into bed on time early enough to go to the gym in the morning.

And here are some things I’m going to work on moving forward:
1) Get some more direction in my writing: writing is a form of procrastination for me because I can get ideas down and get my process and results fixes much more quickly than with drawing. Unfortunately, most of my writing work is not for immediate projects that I can move forward on, so the work tends to just sit there afterwards. While a percentage of that is perfectly fine, it’d be nice if some of it had more purpose.
2) I should try to make better use of my time when not completing one of these tasks: At times, I feel like I was just getting something done TO check it off the list so I could do nothing. That bare minimum thing again. Again, I’m okay with a certain amount of it, but if I have a couple extra hours left in the day, I’d probably should try to use about half of that to get ahead on something - rather than just watching an episode of Cheers for the 10th time or pacing my apartment, rearranging my bulletin boards.


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“Be a Tank”


I had this dream last night that my friend Zach and I went on a double date. His companion was this ginger guy with a striking, untroubled face and a twunk-y body. Afterwards, we all took a car and got on separate trains home. I transferred at an nondescript station and somewhere down the line, I picked up an action figure - a merman Ken doll that when you bent the limbs into a 90-degree angle something popped out of its butt. When I got home, it was an apartment that Zach and I shared - we were roommates and he was in the kitchen with the ginger guy - now naked, wearing a towel. Upon greeting them, I gave the ginger twunk an awkward peck on the cheek. He just watched me and Zach interact with sleepy lidded eyes and a subtle smirk. They joked about having sex in my room which did not amuse me.

Even during the dream, I thought the ginger guy looked familiar, a feeling that continued after I woke up at 3:45 AM, but I could never place him. I went to bed at 8:30 PM last night, which explains my wake up time. I got up. Made some coffee. Watched some Youtube videos - Bradley Cooper being interviewed in French, Naomi Campbell being shady on WWHL, Jon Hamm writing New Yorker captions - I record this for my IG story. Remind myself that I want to be productive and then procrastinate by reorganizing my task list.

At 7-ish, I begin to dress while watching Empire Records. I marvel in its 90’s trendiness, its hipster whiteness, its diversified teenage angst and its moving picture perfect set. I’ve always wanted to work at Empire Records. I leave the house around 7:45, take the subway, listening to Peace Bisquit’s Summer of Ratchet playlist for the fiftieth time. Still good. Get to work at 8:15. The Fresh Direct guy is already at our door, I comment cheerfully that he’s early, he tells me - defensively - “Yes. It’s eight o’ clock.” It puts me on edge, but I try to be as gracious as possible. When he’s done he tells me: “Now you’ve got it out of the way” but in a pushy way. “We really appreciate that.” I say with intent. Just let it go.

I receive an invoice from the hardware store. Again. The same one they sent me yesterday. One charge from September and two from July. The totals on these are so low that I figure it might be easier to put my AMEX on the account. I call them. Get transferred. “Hi, I’m calling about my invoice” - “I JUST SENT it to you” the woman says back to me sharply. “Yes. I know”, I exhale. empty silence. And then I continue.

There’s a freelancer in my office named Ash. He’s hot in that unaffected straight guy way with a bulky body that he keeps covered up in oversized clothing. He’s not super jacked or crazy cut, but buff like an athlete in the off-season. His card key stopped working so the receptionist sends him to me. He approaches, extends his hand, deliberately pushing his arm out from the elbow, fingers extended out straight, spaced as far apart from each other as possible. After he walks away, I watch him make an expresso. Just living his buff-Ash-oversized-clothing life, breathing oxygen and watching the espresso pour from the gasket. He looks around the kitchen for milk. Answers his phone for a second. Continues making his coffee and walks up the stairs out of sight. “I wonder what it’s like to be him?” I wonder this sort of thing a lot. If you were dropped in a different body, experienced a different life… I imagine him fucking a girl. I imagine he’s fucked a lot of women and how that effects his personality. Maybe I’m projecting…

I received permission to move a phone booth that the company purchased to the basement, I hired a Taskrabbit for an hour to help our facilities guy carry it down the stairs. We underestimate the weight, the size of the stairwell, the amount of people needed and 3 hours later, the phone booth is in the basement as desired, but we had to destroy the stairwell in the process. It takes a lot of me emotionally, but I’m relieved it’s over. The whining from Mr. Facilities afterwards drains any remaining good spirits from my soul. I give up on my day.

I have Dungeons & Dragons in the evening. I’ve had a series of shitty rolls over my last few games and this game was no exception - it didn’t land a single hit or save. Beforehand, I was instructed to be more of “a tank” and then felt like when i played to my combat, everything was designed against it. And then at the end, i was able to get a powerful weapon designed for me because someone else knocked it out of the monsters hand. It felt very unearned.

On my way home, I call my Mother. We talk about an upcoming family wedding.

By Christopher Durang

David Hyde Pierce
David Gregory
David Hull
and Billy Magnussen

The Law of Diminishing Returns


I wake up groggier than usual. Take a shit. Drink coffee at my computer. I pull myself away from hot guy GIFs on Tumblr to do something else – ANYTHING else. What follows is 30-minutes of work, sorting some photos on my hard drive, cleaning my stovetop, the tub train - anything to avoid the pain in my back. I haven’t exercised in weeks so it’s feeling really stiff.

My bike ride to work is uneventful. I try to remind myself to not be too aggressive for no reason. Sometimes the feeling of moving fast and cruising on rails comes at the expense of being respectful to others. Since getting into a minor accident with a car a month ago, I always wear my helmet when I’m on the road – but on the bike path on a sunny day… I give myself a pass.

Lately, my days feel crowded and inefficient, so I sit outside on the bench in front of the building and organize my task list. With each addition or edit, I feel like I’ve achieved something, but after about 20-minutes it becomes a diminishing returns thing. “I just need to do the first thing on the list.” I tell myself. “Fuck prioritization.” I go back inside, review the protocol for the receptionists, send an email about card key use, check on construction progress of our new nursing room, deal with an IT issue. In need of a tangible result – I go to the basement and organize the supply room. I do that until the diminishing returns starts to set in again. I leave a bit of a mess, but a little bit more organized as well.

Later that afternoon, I have an 1.5 hour coffee with HR. Conversations I don’t really want to have, but there’s a lot going on and we need to get on the same page.The moment works slows down I slip off to the gym and do the laziest set of toe  touches and pull-ups. In between I stare at the bulging triceps of another gym guy, at the sides of a waspy guy in a slut cut shirt. I leave after almost 30-mins.

Around 7:30, I bike home, take a shower. Heat up leftover Chinese food, pour a vodka and work in Toon Boom. Trying to get a pendulum to swing back and forth with a blur in the middle. An hour and a half and two more vodkas later, I’ve made some progress but don't nail it. I put it away so I can try again later.

In bed by 10. I fall asleep watching Dynasty on Amazon Prime.

The Sophomore Slump


In my personal experience, what tends to follow a productive week, is an unproductive one. And not one of lackadaisical doodling and procrastinating by cleaning the bathtub - I'm talking pure unadulterated, guilt ridden laziness. Like, not picking up a pencil, not making my bed, taking three naps in a day laziness.

I didn't need my new productivity charts to show me how much of my time was slanted towards one project or another, because I did absolutely nothing. This is something I have found that some people find acceptable. "You deserve it", "You need to recharge". But I know deep in my soul, it's my biggest weakness. The hurdle that keeps me away from the much desired momentum that can carry my work to the finish line.

Was I too social this week? Did I let financial or nutritional woes drag my enthusiasm down? These are the questions I'm asking myself as I pull out the charts for the upcoming week. I did do two things this week, that could be thought of as positive, but really are not - proof reading a recent script before sending it off to a friend to read and pinning up a bunch of old storyboard doodles as a means to decide what to do with them.

The script proofreading was good because, well, I needed to proofread that script. But it became a daily cycle of proofing - printing - binding - repeat every day of the week. And just when I told myself I could put it down and take a break. I started working on it again. And the storyboards... I'm not sure what my intention was there? I suppose I was telling myself I would build upon them with some second and third passes, but... I have other storyboards to tackle that I have not even touched.

So, why?


"What Does Your Ideal Day Look Like?"


Once upon a time, several years ago, I sat in my Nutritional Therapist's office complaining about my general disappointment in my eating habits because they were never what I wanted them to be. She, having heard this from me many times, simply asked me : "What does your ideal day look like?"

The question, as simple as it is, left me flummoxed. I had never actually considered it, what my ideal day looks like. Since then, I've spend a great many moment trying to figure this out for myself, not because I believe that I can actually achieve my perfect day, but because it might help me feel a little less bad about my actions when things begin to fall apart - or even better, show me when my goals are unrealistic.

Fast forward to current day, where I, right now, in the middle of my current "I wanna be productive but not following through on my productivity" period, put together two charts for goal and productivity tracking. And upon reviewing the results in preparation for doing it again next week, I'm not too surprised by the results.

When it comes to writing and drawing, it was no trouble reaching my goals of hours per week, however, much of that time went towards drawing towards no result - which is fine. But the real goal is picking up enough momentum to move a project towards completion.

Something as simple as checking my bank balances everyday to paying closer attention to my money required very little motivation at all, while spending time familiarizing my self with new software or going to the gym on a regular basis fizzled out pretty quickly by mid-week.

So, having about 10hrs left in the week to get some more traction, I decide how that time should be spent and then ask myself the "whys" behind my choices in hopes to have a better result next week.

To be continued...




In a reaction to me holing myself up in my apartment for practically days at a time, I have been experimenting with trying to get more out of my conversations when I encounter actual human beings.

I Googled up some decent conversation rules to use in social situations, they are rooted in the idea that you should be attempting to learn something about the other person rather than just talk about yourself. This involves asking open ended questions, not getting bogged down with details, being succinct and above all, not just saying anything that flies into your head.

A few days later, over cheese and prosciutto at my friend Gauthier's Christmas party in Brooklyn, I met Sarah and Ted, two friends who bonded over their love of Sufjan Stevens, they were small talk-y in a way that made you feel like you were that third guest on the end of a talk show couch: an audience to someone else's conversation. If you asked a question, Sarah would answer by turning to Ted to remind him of an old experience the two them had shared and Ted would make very declarative statements that were on-topic but were only uttered for their entertainment value.

The next evening, I was returning from a showing of The Last Jedi and got home to find a flood in my apartment - a leak really, in four places, mostly streaming through the light fixture into my kitchen. I cleaned it up, spoke to the Super, and then went up to my neighbor to see if he was involved. My upstairs neighbor, who I've only spoken to a couple of times, has the energy of a nervous spy. Like, if I were to suddenly realize I was living in a simulated reality or a Truman Show-like reality show universe, my neighbor would be one of those people who's only there to monitor me. For some reason, he refuses to open his door during our chat - I imagine it's because I will see all the monitors and screens he has to use to watch me through the many hidden cameras in my apartment. He stammers, "Oh, I left the water running but I turned it off -- " but then quickly backtracks as if he's implicating himself, "There's a leak? W-where-where is the leak exactly?" He's apologetic but inquisitive, as if him 'leaving the water running' and my leak were two unrelated events. I try to be clear. Brief. Ask direct questions but, frazzled from mopping up water and talking through a door, I cannot pull it together.

The next day I'm at the Genius bar at the Apple store waiting for someone to tell me that my iMac is dead beyond repair. I am early, I sit and wait and notice that a half dozen of the guys working on the floor have good arms - as if they were doing dumbbells curls in the back room before their shift. "An Apple a day..." I think to myself. There's also a customer who looks just like Christopher Reeve - but with a better body. One of those older guys (late 40's-early 50's) who has managed to keep it pretty tight, full head of hair - like 6'3" or 4", I watch his tricep flex and retract as he leans over the table, shifting his weight.

My "Genius", a generic Apple Store employee with normal arms, asks me how I am doing. I throw out my usual response: "Fine, thank you" and then I sit in the awkward silence before returning the sentiment. "Amazing Day. All that and a bag of potato chips." He says enthusiastically.


This is one of those moments that I don't really want to have a conversation. I just want to know what's wrong with my computer. So, I listen carefully to him pontificate's on my options - which are pretty grim as far as I am concerned. When he begins to veer into techno-speak that I don't understand, I cut him off with my facial expressions. When he asks a question, I respond quickly with as few words as possible. I ask a follow-up question for every one of his statements and then provide a summation for clarification.

After a week or two of attempting to connect and either following the rules for the first few minutes and then spiraling out into old habits just sitting an interviewing someone because they never think to say "And how about you?" I decide that every conversation should be like making a trip to the Genius Bar: just a detached, technical encounter that is decide-ly finite.

Well, without busted computer, of course.